Dont know what to do with my life at 28. FML. can i just complain and someone give me advice....?

Reess your degree possibilities as a counselor. If you don't like being one then think of something else you want to do, or have a talent for. Moving back home was not a good idea given how your parents are. Get a job, any job and just keep in mind it's temporary. Meantime apply for counseling jobs all over the country, Alaska too. Men outnumber women 4 to 1, so I hear. Be willing to go anywhere! Hang in there and don't give up on yourself. Good things only happen for people who have a positive outlook.